freeallnovels Chapter 23 Everyone stand up! We invite the Tang King and the Demon King to protect us!
Chapter 23 Everyone stand up! We invite the Tang King and the Demon King to protect us!
[Oh no! I'm starting to doubt myself...]
[Can even the Tang Emperor pass the escort exam? Really??]
[I clicked in hoping to find a joke based on the title, but ended up becoming the joke myself.]
[So, all that hard work I've put into my skills is still inferior to the Tang Emperor??]
[Seriously, bro? You managed to wipe out the whole team like that?]
As an entertainment anchor known for his "Tang" persona.
The live stream room was basically full of fans who enjoyed themselves.
They're all here to see how Gu Yi will handle the Tang case.
It's to make up for their own psychological state, to show that there are people in this world who are even worse than them.
but!
Gu Yi's annihilation of the team completely stunned them.
Take three painkillers, Peek your butt, and blow yourself up with a tiger squat cannon...
And then there are those outrageous gun modification schemes.
Everything tasted just like that familiar scent.
The only thing that puzzled everyone was...
This kind of setup and tactical maneuvering actually managed to wipe out an entire team in a top-secret space mission!
The assessment was still ongoing.
Whether it's the viewers in the live stream or the examiners.
I'm starting to question the meaning of life.
Gu Yi then eliminated two more teams.
It's still the same kind of strategy that wipes out entire teams to the extreme.
This made a terrible thought pop into their minds.
Damn, we've got nine kills already!!
Could they really be making him test the Demon King?
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...
Even if it came from his own father, it would be hard to believe!
"He's taking three painkillers again to fake a full squad!"
"Holy crap, another butt peek?"
"Dude, you must be the Emperor of Tang, right?"
The examiner then belatedly realized what had happened.
But Gu Yi retorted: "What Tang King? I am the God of the Delta, in charge of strategic games!"
Emperor Tang?
That's the nickname his fans gave him.
He has never referred to himself as such, and of course he would never call himself that.
"So it's His Highness the Tang Emperor! My apologies for not recognizing you!"
The examiner's attitude completely changed at this point.
After all, Gu Yi is now a very popular Delta TV anchor.
The reason I didn't think of it just now is...
The main reason is that no one would have thought that the Tang King would actually come to test the Demon King!
"I still prefer your defiant self from earlier. Try to come back to your old self."
Gu Yi said calmly.
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
The examiner responded immediately.
As time went on.
One, two, three!
The assessment ended quickly.
Gu Yi's escort assessment results today are: 15 kills in the first game, 15 kills in the second game, and 12 kills in the third game.
In the last game, I encountered two mice in a row.
Gu Yi felt sorry for them and couldn't bring himself to harm them.
They even fed the hamster quite a bit.
The two mice together have at least 25 million!
But the results are already very good.
It has even exceeded the Demon King's protection standard!
"This...how is this possible!"
Upon seeing this result, the examiner couldn't help but start to question life itself again.
He had extremely bad luck today.
I've encountered so many candidates, but none of them are decent.
I never expected to encounter a god of war.
But...
This war god is actually the Tang Emperor!!
"What's impossible about it? Haven't you already watched my videos and live streams? You should have a clear understanding of my abilities by now!"
Gu Yi said calmly.
The examiner's lips twitched slightly upon hearing this, thinking to himself, "Brother, I'm only surprised because I know your abilities so well!"
This is a streamer from Tang.
No one would believe he could pass the Demon King's exam!
At this point, the chat rooms for both sides were already buzzing with excitement.
[Oh no, oh no, the Delta is about to change drastically!!]
[Even the Tang Emperor can now test the Demon King's protection? Good heavens, who's going to save this world?]
[Has the level of spaceflight technology declined? Or were Emperor Tang's little tricks really that effective?]
[Fast forward to being reborn a year ago, everyone in Delta Force has decreased in strength by a hundredfold...]
[My mom asked me why I was kneeling while watching the video. Is this really the Tang Emperor I know?]
[Could it be... that killing Haotian and Xiaodingdang before wasn't just luck??]
[Everyone online says he's Tang, but in real life, who wouldn't want a demon king like him as a protector?]
[To be honest, I really want to target the Tang Emperor!]
The assessment is complete.
The results are indeed impressive.
This was quite a shock to everyone.
But for Gu Yi...
It's really just basic stuff.
He simply said, "Now that the exam is over, I'll be leaving."
"Hey, King Tang, aren't you planning to come and be our escort?"
The examiner asked this question instinctively.
Despite the achievements before us.
He still thought that statement was outrageous!
"No, no, the reason I came to take the escort exam was just because some fans suggested it!"
Gu Yi waved his hand and said with a smile.
"We at Planet Ape eSports offer very good benefits, you know Commander Bai Ze, right? He's our boss."
The examiner wanted to persuade them to stay.
"No need, my purpose is not to act as an escort."
Gu Yi still refused.
Of course he knew Bai Ze.
He knew about Planet Gorilla eSports, otherwise he wouldn't have come to them to test their escort skills.
But he didn't want to just be an escort, not even for the Demon King.
Besides.
Actually, he gained something else this time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully "overthrown" the enemy and gained the following power boosts: Vision +10, Reaction Time +20, Hand Speed +15, and Dragon Operator Specialization +20.]
really.
Once all weapon proficiency levels are maxed out.
The next step is to improve physical attributes.
As soon as the system's voice sounded, a warm current surged through Gu Yi's body.
It gently nourishes his eight extraordinary meridians, as if cleansing his marrow and bones.
"Things are much clearer now, that's great!"
Gu Yi immediately noticed the difference in his body.
He can even pinpoint the exact location of a mosquito the moment he hears it buzzing nearby.
Then, quickly pinch the mosquito with two fingers!
A truly fatal blow.
The mosquitoes didn't even have time to react before they were suffocated in mid-air.
Fresh blood splattered between Gu Yi's two fingers.
Such a quick reaction.
He definitely couldn't have done it before.
Just then, Chen Ze sent two more Carnival gifts in Gu Yi's live stream.
"Thanks to Chen Ze for the carnival, boss, you've gone to great lengths!"
Gu Yi expressed his gratitude and continued, "It's already a great honor that you came to watch my live stream, there's really no need for you to spend money."
Chen Ze on the other end was stunned into silence.
He had just gone out on something and had only just returned home when he heard from Hei Bai that Gu Yikao had gone to escort him.
Upon hearing about the escort exam, Chen Ze immediately smiled.
"Don't fucking lie to me. How could a mere entertainment streamer, a king of the Tang Dynasty, possibly take the escort exam? Even those game novelists wouldn't dare write something like that!"
That's what Chen Ze said at the time.
However, after listening to Black and White's detailed explanation...
He was stunned.
Damn it, with his education and intelligence, Hei Bai doesn't have much of a storytelling ability.
This sounds just like the real thing!
I opened Gu Yi's live stream and saw the comments.
Oh no, it seems like this is really true.
I opened the short video platform and took a look.
Good guy.
The video clips are already out!
After quickly glancing at a few clips of the video, Chen Ze rushed over to deliver the carnival.
Then they asked if they could log in and form a team or something.