Chapter 496 They are all acquaintances, what's the matter?
Chapter 496 They are all acquaintances, what's the matter?
"Old Deng, what did you do to that female monster, ran away crying?"
"My old grandson will be beaten to death with a stick at most."
"What you're doing is a mental attack. A female monster has become so exposed to others. This is murder."
It was rare for Wukong to see Su Ming lose his composure, so he laughed complacently.
As he walked along the way, he naturally noticed that Su Ming had become more and more irritable recently.
Maybe if you provoke him as soon as possible, you can end this meaningless Journey to the West as soon as possible!
Lao Sha, that idiot, didn't smell gunpowder at all at this time.
Instead, he nodded with a silly smile.
"Eldest brother, master has a good eye, and he made that female fairy look really good."
"It's the one with bad feet who walks with a limp."
"I've never seen the style of that shoe before."
Su Ming rolled his eyes as he ate the meal brought by one person and one monkey.
Originally, I wanted to get angry, but now I was worried about the fact that the amount of calamity had been unwilling to manifest, and I had no interest in bickering with the monkey.
"Humans are born of human beings, demons are born of demons."
"Such a malleable female monster could have been properly guided, but if you insist on beating her to death with a stick, it's too inhuman!"
"Since she has found the poor monk, then the poor monk should educate her about her feudal and conservative aesthetic concepts."
"In this way, if she goes out to hook up prey in the future, wouldn't that be a pinch?"
"Compared to her previous appearance, the success rate is much higher."
"Her sadness is only temporary. After she realizes it, she has to burn incense and worship Buddha to thank me. Maybe she will erect a monument and build a temple for me!"
As he spoke, he took a bite of dry food.
Although he also has the cultivation base of the Xuanxian realm, he also has the true body of Pan Gu!
Even if you don't eat, you can survive simply by relying on the aura of heaven and earth.
Even cutting up a random piece of meat and throwing it in the wild field full of aura can become a refined demon.
But as a time traveler, he has always maintained the habit of eating.
Not for satiety, just for the pure joy of eating, the pleasure of chewing.
Many gods and congenital beings here don't know what eating is from the moment they are born, and they don't even have a digestive tract. In theory, they just look like people, and giving birth is not the traditional way of sex.
On the other hand, the acquired monsters and monks all retain the habit of cannibalism and eating.
No matter how powerful the acquired monster is, it can't change the habit of eating meat and drinking alcohol.
No matter how powerful a human cultivator is, he can't change his habit of opening restaurants and serving delicious food in the world of cultivating immortals.
The same is true for Monkey and Lao Sha.
Even if you don't go for alms, you will not forget the habit of eating people and fruits.
The appearance of the White Bone Demon was just a small episode to Su Ming.
But never expected.
Su Ming and his group continued on the road to the west, but there was always a ghostly aura following along the road, sneaking around and watching secretly.
Many times, Su Ming raised his head and saw the blond-haired and blue-eyed little girl hiding behind the trees not far away.
But every time he opened his mouth, he didn't say anything.
The little blonde girl was so frightened that she turned her head and ran away, not daring to approach her at all.
With too many times, Su Ming simply didn't bother to care about it.
Let the bone spirit follow, no matter whether she wants to take revenge or repay her kindness, it is impossible to cause any harm to them anyway.
The only one in the team who might not be able to defeat the Bone Demon is Xiaoqing.
But Xiaoqing is not stupid, she has never been able to act alone.
Even so, Xiaoqing couldn't help muttering in her heart.
"Holy Monk, why is that female goblin following us all the time?"
"Does she want revenge?"
As soon as this remark was made, before Su Ming could speak, the monkey looking at the stick sneered.
"I'm afraid I've fallen in love with your holy monk, and I'm going to marry him as my concubine."
"He turned into a female goblin like that. Those with a little less psychological quality can't live anymore, and they were killed by a head-on."
Lao Sha carried his luggage like walking on flat ground.
Hearing this, he also smiled naively.
"I also think that female goblin is here to follow Master and wants to convert to Buddhism."
"Every time, he followed me neither far nor near, neither talking nor doing anything, pitiful."
"It's really not good, master, you can take another apprentice!"
Su Ming listened to their nonsense, and directly chose to ignore it.
Now his divine sense has long been integrated with the phantom mirror, covering the entire prehistoric world!
He is ready to take the initiative!
All-weather monitoring to find clues of the good master Hongjun, so as to completely eliminate future troubles!
The westbound team hurried on their way silently.
this day.
While walking in the forest, suddenly a large number of monsters rushed out, but the most powerful ones were only in the realm of Xuanxian, and they were immediately surrounded by Su Ming and the others!
Wukong was depressed that no one was bickering these days, he couldn't annoy Su Ming, he was so bored.
When I first saw these monsters looking for death, I was instantly amused.
"Okay, there's another murderer coming to your door!"
"Then my old grandson will not be polite!"
As he said that, the monkey was about to rush forward with a stick in his hands.
But at this time.
Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!
A group of demons and goblins all knelt down on the ground in unison, kowtowing excitedly.
"The one here is Xuanzang, the monk who learned from the Western Paradise!?"
"We can wait for you!"
"Our yellow-robed king sent us here to welcome the holy monk. He wants to invite you to go to the cave to reminisce about the past and join our king and his wife's wedding banquet!"
Upon hearing this, Wukong and Lao Sha looked at each other in dismay.
The monkey who was just about to kill demons was full of question marks.
"What kind of rare trick is this?"
"Going to your cave, this monk is probably the main course of your king's wedding banquet!"
As soon as these words came out, the little demon in the lead immediately waved his hands in panic.
"No, no, don't dare!"
"Shangxian was joking, how dare we be rude to the king's distinguished guests?"
"I also invite the holy monk to go there. Our great king said that he knows that the holy monk is taboo, so he dare not invite him directly, for fear of revealing the identity of the holy monk!"
"It's really an old friend's favor. Our king and his wife's marriage can only be continued thanks to the help of the holy monk!"
"I knew that the holy monk would pass by today, so I specially sent us to wait!"
Hearing these words, Su Ming also opened his eyes rarely, looked around a few times, and instantly revealed a trace of doubt.
The spirit of the phantom mirror has long sensed the aura of the strongest monster here.
It is the cave in front, Xingjun Kui Mulang, who had a crush on the jade girl in the Pixiang Palace 500 years ago, joined forces with the Queen Mother to bring down the canopy at that time, and facilitated their two fateful mandarin ducks.
Shouldn't it be!
It stands to reason that Kui Mulang is at most a star king, and the jade girl in the Temple of Fragrance has long been knocked down to the mortal world, and has become the shameful princess of Baoxiang Kingdom in this life.
How could the two of them at this level know so clearly that Xuanzang, who was going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, was Su Ming?
Isn't this messed up! ?
If they all know, is there anyone in the Three Realms who doesn't know?
"The wedding banquet between your King Huangpao and Princess Baihuasha?"
"How does this kid know that this seat is passing by?"
"There are old acquaintances on this road, I'm still playing a fart!"
The group of little monsters blocking the way nodded their heads like pecking rice at this moment, with a very pious attitude.
"It's the wedding banquet of our great king and Princess Baihuasha!"
"Your Majesty and Madam have repeatedly instructed us to invite you, the holy monk, to attend!"
"Prepare good wine and good food, absolutely dare not neglect the holy monk!"
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