freeallnovels Chapter 487 Lu Yu, Teacher of All Races! The Old God Kingdom that Reshapes the World!
Chapter 487 Lu Yu, Teacher of All Races! The Old God Kingdom that Reshapes the World!
Chapter 487 Lu Yu, Teacher of All Races! The Old God Kingdom that Reshapes the World!
Lu Yu looked at the group of pure-blooded elves, a slight smile playing on his lips, while he could hear the puzzled voice of the mouse in his ear:
"These elves are different from the ones I see on TV. Where did their arms go?"
Where did the Thousand-Handed Fairy Princess go?
Was she killed by the Void Fiora?
The mouse fell into deep thought, preparing to pull out the TV series and watch it again.
The pure-blooded elf as most people imagine.
They are a group living atop the Sky Tree, wearing crowns woven from thorns and laurel branches, and clothes made from the leaves of giant trees. They are skilled in archery and hunting, love nature and art, reject technology, and are surrounded by handsome men and beautiful women. In some works, they are even depicted as living a life untouched by human affairs, subsisting on dew and the wind.
In reality, there are indeed many handsome men and beautiful women among pure-blooded elves, and they love art, but they love a life of luxury even more.
The giant ecosystem derived from the Sky Dome Tree Kingdom has enlarged grains, fruits, and livestock several times larger, but their body size remains normal, easily satisfying their material needs and allowing them to lie down comfortably.
Therefore, they have no desire to expand outwards, because even if their population increases several times, they can easily meet their needs without conflict with humans.
Furthermore, pure-blooded elves are born with long lifespans, which leads to their low moral standards, extremely open behavior, and a penchant for pleasure, especially beautiful food and the opposite sex.
At least one-third of the consumer goods, QQ products, and luxury items produced by the Human Alliance come from the Sky Tree Kingdom.
Moreover, their share is increasing year by year, making them a high-quality customer of the Human Alliance who are rich and quiet.
Of course, there are also many gay elves. Although their quirks are strange, they would be burned at the stake in some breeding churches, but they are respected here.
It can be described as a paradise of freedom.
But all of this has a prerequisite...
You can gain their approval.
If you are not recognized, you are just an insect on the ground, to be trampled on at will.
After all, elves are one of the oldest races, and they are extremely proud.
The elves initially took notice of humans because of their rapid cultural development and similar physical appearance.
They looked down on people of other races and mixed-race elves, not because they were uncultured, but because...
Most of the alien races were ugly and spoke very crudely.
That's right, pure-blooded elves are a group of true beauty enthusiasts, believing that good looks are justified and that being ugly is simply unreasonable.
The more beautiful an individual is, the more favored and pampered they become, including even the two true elven kings.
In the Sky Tree Kingdom, you can be dead, but you can't be without a good face.
If you're too ugly, even if you're a pure-blooded elf, people will suspect you're a half-elf in disguise and treat you very poorly.
However, cosmetic surgery is also not an option, as it disrupts the overall spiritual balance and will be rejected.
Compared to their lives, succubi are nothing more than a bunch of simple, unassuming country bumpkins.
Moreover, due to its unique structure, the Sky Dome Tree Kingdom is divided into two layers: the ceiling and the dust.
They represent the respective inclinations of the two True Elf Kings.
Natural civilization and primal wildness!
Dust represents chaos and slaughter, while the heavens represent paradise.
The two are clearly distinct, yet both are indispensable.
Because of the special Sky Tree barrier, it is very difficult to infiltrate, and most importantly, it is very difficult to get close to the core area.
Unless the rats completely replace the elves, Lu Yu doesn't know if they have any other trump cards. If they alarm the two true kings, it will be troublesome.
However, coming directly under a diplomatic guise would make his identity sensitive, easily attracting the attention of the two Elf Kings, and hindering his actions.
Therefore, Lu Yu needed to find a reasonable excuse to legitimately wander around the Sky Tree Kingdom, and for the other party to thank him.
Therefore, Lu Yu came up with a plan: under the pretext of needing to learn Elvish to conquer an ancient ruin, he struck up a conversation with an Elvish diplomat and expressed his willingness to explore together later.
The elves had no interest in expanding their territory, so naturally they wouldn't have any interest in the ruins. But Lu Yu had anticipated this and interspersed some other topics in between.
Of course, it's not about combat; the resource-rich elves aren't interested in that.
Instead, they exchange ideas about extravagant lifestyles, how to enjoy life, and how to become more beautiful.
With the Eye of Truth, Lu Yu never lacked knowledge in this area.
The window of the aloof elf diplomat was quickly opened, and the reply speed became faster and faster. It even started to be a long essay, with a sycophantic tendency. It often sent some cool photos for criticism.
After a deep conversation, Lu Yu sent her some beauty secrets and extravagant entertainment items, saying he had dug them out of the ruins. This made her go from being indifferent at first to being incredibly enthusiastic, and she began to regard Lu Yu as a confidant.
After all, no matter how much they know, it can't compare to the Eye of Truth's knowledge of the future.
That was achieved by building upon the work of those who came before us.
Finally, the elven diplomat invited Lu Yu to visit the Sky Tree Kingdom.
Lu Yu resolutely refused, but eventually, unable to resist the enthusiasm, and even after the royal family extended an invitation, he reluctantly agreed.
Why was this tactic so successful?
What are some tips for flirting with girls?
Lu Yu's answer was to simply use a selfie as his profile picture. Unless you're from the monster faction, few people in the humanoid faction could resist his charm, as long as they weren't his enemies.
They are born with top-tier favorability.
The Eye of Truth can see all knowledge of the past and future, including knowledge of pleasure and enjoyment, without involving great beings, and at a very low cost.
We can directly activate the "dimensional reduction attack" mode and accurately control the weaknesses of the elves.
In addition, his grand procession and extremely extravagant carriages along the way greatly enhanced his prestige, making the elves eagerly anticipate his arrival.
What was a perilous infiltration for Shi Weijun turned out to be...
Lu Yu was invited by the elves to give the lecture!
The master of success studies... oh no, the master of pleasure studies!
After this series of actions, Shi Weijun fell silent, indicating that Lu Yu would handle everything himself and he would not interfere.
"I also want to increase the difficulty, but unfortunately he's too handsome!" Lu Yu sighed inwardly.
Life is as easy as turning your hand.
Faced with the burning gazes of the pure-blooded elves, Lu Yu smiled and nodded, saying, "There's no need for such enthusiasm. I'm just an apprentice who came to the elven realm to learn a foreign language."
"Please don't say that, Master Lu... Master Lu!"
The beautiful pure-blooded elf diplomat said warmly, "Your wisdom encompasses all things, and your knowledge is vast and profound, enough for us to learn from for a lifetime."
"Yeah yeah!"
"If Heaven had not given birth to Lu Shi, the path to pleasure would have remained shrouded in eternal darkness!"
"A true master always retains the mindset of an apprentice."
"..."
A group of pure-blooded elves racked their brains to flatter Lu Yu, afraid that he would leave.
To the uninitiated, one might think these elves genuinely love knowledge, but that's about right; they simply want to learn excellent ways of lying down and enjoying life.
Experience ultimate pleasure.
After all, some of the things Lu Yu saw through the Eye of Truth left even this modern young man, who had been exposed to the internet, speechless.
That's so clever!
The sheer number of pure-blooded elves appearing in such a grand manner instantly attracted the attention of countless people.
The adventurers, struggling to climb atop the numerous insect-shaped vehicles, looked on with envy, seeing this for the first time...
These proud elves not only look people in the eye, but they also descend from the rooftops to the dust they perceive as polluted air to greet their guests.
Turns out, they can do everything!
The ancient giant of the Tree Pass was also stunned. Having lived for thousands of years, this was the first time he had ever seen so many elves bowing to humans as disciples.
"How beautiful!" The half-elves on the ground looked at those beautiful figures with longing and desire in their eyes.
They are not actually ugly; there are quite a few beautiful women among them. However, they are still far inferior to pure-blooded elves.
In a dusty corner of the Sky Tree Kingdom, a small, young half-elf, dressed in leaf clothes and withered hair like weeds, stood amidst the ruins of a tribe destroyed by a powerful monster, beside the remains of his parents.
She was filthy, her face stained with dust, blood, and tears. She looked up, her lifeless eyes staring at the glamorous figures laughing and joking above the dome.
in case……
If we can reach the summit, perhaps there will be no more separation of life and death.
But why?
They are all elves, and pure-blooded ones can enjoy the best, while they are born to suffer and struggle in the dust.
All we can do is look up at the sky.
Susu!
As a gust of wind blew by, the leaves played a symphony.
The little elf staggered into the depths of the dusty forest.
What will eat me in a moment?
Or were they captured by the slave-catching team?
She didn't care anymore.
In the end, it will only become a speck of dust in this primeval forest.
Lu Yu saw the back of this weak half-elf, wondering what he was thinking.
"Master Lu, let's go to the top of the mountain first. The environment here is too bad." The elven diplomat glanced at the dusty environment, frowned slightly, and said calmly.
Lu Yu nodded and did not refuse.
Although it was only a few glimpses, one could sense the tension between the dust and the ceiling.
Because most of the resources were plundered by the Celestials, the remaining giant beasts returned to the dust, and the half-elves and other races were only fit to become food, struggling to survive.
There is bound to be conflict between the plunderer and the plundered.
This situation was not intentional, but rather a manifestation of the authority of the two true kings.
One symbolizes the highest good being like water, tranquility and non-action, and following the natural course of things.
One symbolizes the original wildness of nature, survival of the fittest, and the law of the jungle.
Even if they jointly govern a country, as a top energy source, the laws they radiate will affect every part of that country.
But this true king of the dust spirits was also more inclined toward the heavens, which locked away any chance for the dust creatures to rebel.
Even if they cause a huge commotion, can they really overturn the true king's rule?
So where does the problem lie?
Lu Yu pondered for a moment, and surrounded by a group of elves, he had the Paper Knight gather the Day Warriors, and then boarded the top-tier insect vehicle to quickly enter the Zenith City.
It's less a city and more a magnificent country.
Unlike the succubi, who, due to the scarcity of resources in the abyss, built modern cities that imitated humans, the elves, while incorporating a great deal of technology, retained a strong natural style in all their houses and buildings, with numerous treehouses dotting the landscape.
The streetlights, formed naturally from trees, are connected to electrical wires, their lights twinkling beautifully.
The building, formed from trees, also has screens embedded on top, playing popular TV dramas.
Although the elves on the road were dressed casually and lightly, they didn't skimp on materials at all; they wore either silk spit out by powerful monsters or armor made of extraordinary minerals.
Its main selling point is that while the functions are average, the workmanship is exquisite.
Along the way, you can see a lot of insect vehicles doing nothing. After the adorable insects transport passengers to their destination, you can get dark green coins.
Lu Yu glanced at it, and the elven diplomat Mia beside him said, "This is the currency of the Tree Kingdom. It is an extraordinary currency that is constantly refined from the sap of the Sky Tree and then fixed through a secret coin-making method. It contains a vast natural spirituality."
It can also be absorbed, enhancing the spirituality and potential of many nature-type pets, including insect-type and wood-type pets. Long-term consumption may even unlock evolution.
Got it, spirit stones!
Lu Yu nodded. Before the alliance was established, the human race had also used extraordinary currency for a period of time. After all, these dynasties were prone to collapse and their credibility was generally low.
However, the Alliance, relying on the Supreme Council, forcibly bound itself to the credit system, using credit points as the equivalent of spirit coins.
Mia continued, "Therefore, many human beast tamers would go to the top of the sky to trade. Often, so-called artists or antique collectors would come with a bunch of scrap metal. After being rejected, they would say that we didn't understand art."
At this point, Mia also felt a little helpless.
If you run up to an elf and talk about antiques, the top craftsmen who made these things might have made a pilgrimage to the heavens.
Lu Yu smiled, not surprised at all.
After all, in my previous life, I watched many treasure appraisal programs where I saw many obsessed people pointing at their collections and claiming them to be rare treasures, only to be told by experts that the real ones were in museums.
But instead, they would jump up and angrily accuse the other party of being ignorant, claiming that theirs was the real deal, and that they were unwilling to keep it for themselves, insisting that someone else buy it for hundreds of millions.
These people are either stupid or malicious.
Mia suddenly changed the subject and said, "The only one who can say that the collection is unprecedented is that collector who seems to exist in a forbidden realm."
What He collects is not garbage washed away by time, but civilization, gods, and ancient history.
Such a romantic act has many admirers among the elves, but unfortunately, without an invitation, they can't see Him at all. Mia said with some regret.
To be able to see a forbidden being is more precious than receiving a blessing from a great being.
Even their clan's king might not have this opportunity.
"However, the true kings are high above us, and we rarely get to see them. Whether we can be summoned depends entirely on luck. But there will be a special member of the royal family to liaise with Lu Shi."
"It's alright, everyone has been very kind."
Lu Yu simply smiled and offered no comment. However, looking at the city in front of him, although it had a mix of trees and technology, it was generally quite normal.
There were no strange rituals or remnants of great power along the way.
This made him even more puzzled: where exactly was the problem?
Lu Yu talked to Mia while looking around.
They could see all the elves buying and discussing movie plots, and when they talked about becoming stars, their eyes were filled with an extreme fervor.
That look in his eyes was full of desire!
Even though it was a city woven from tree roots, it gave him a feeling even stronger than the intelligent mechanical heavens of the Mechanical King's Domain...
The feeling of being entertained to death.
Moreover, whether it's sculpting or looking at oneself, the gaze conveys this feeling.
The emotions of life here seem exceptionally profound.
By the way, why isn't there much merchandise related to that TV series?
Lu Yu suddenly thought of that TV series with all sorts of strange plots.
Why are there so few traces of them in the Sky Tree Kingdom?
"Shuren, something seems off about the plot of this TV series." The mouse's voice suddenly rang out. It had just finished watching the remaining episodes, and its voice was a little heavy.
"What happened? Did it fizzle out?" Lu Yu asked silently to himself.
"No, it's worse than that... it's all gone." Mouse said angrily, "The Thousand-Armed Elf Saintess, the Nine-Headed Dragon Mermaid, the Heavenly Hundred-Eyed Angel, and the Void Thousand-Legged Sword Maiden, after the ancient divine kingdom descended, they all disappeared and became just an ordinary TV series."
The previous episodes have been changed to tell the story of elves being invaded by dark orcs, barely defeating the enemy, and easily achieving victory. Even the online edits and commentary are gone.
"What kind of garbage plot is this?!"
"What!?"
(End of this chapter)