freeallnovels Chapter 836
Chapter 836
Chapter 836
Only by charging money can I become stronger? !
Fisher immediately became excited when he thought about his stalwart figure in the playoffs, because the truth is just like what Artest said, the playoffs are not the regular season, and the data are more expensive , and more importantly, I got a [-]% discount for the first charge...
If you don't seize the opportunity, then there will be no such good things in the future, right?
It stands to reason that the first and second rounds are the best time to grab data. After all, the competition is not difficult, and the Western Conference Finals and Finals may not have such opportunities. And if even the first two rounds, I recharged a dozen or 20 at a time , wouldn't that be... the dual cores are playing around themselves? !
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"Ron, good brother, don't say anything, I will charge!"
"That's right, tell me, how much to recharge, I'll give you the amount of discount!"
"This... first charge him 200!" Fisher thought for a while, [-] is really a lot, and it's really not a small amount, but he can't bear to let his children keep away from his wife, so he counted it as the most expensive assist. I can get [-] assists by stepping on my horse, this is still not a discounted situation, and the whole thing goes down...
Played 5 games in the first round and 7 games in the second round.
The 200 assists are divided into 12 games, with an average of 16.6 per game. If the two rounds are all swept, it will be even more exaggerated, with an average of 28.5 assists per game.
Of course, Fisher felt, money can't all be spent on assists.
The assists are back to 10, the rebounds are also improved, the breakthrough is broken, and the scores are increased to average 20+ per game. Super top, superstar point guard!
NBA Little Kidd? !
No, Kidd can't do it well with this data, and he can't have a triple-double every game!
Fisher felt that he had taken off. Even Little Kidd couldn't summarize this kind of abnormal data. !
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"What are you laughing at, damn it, wipe your drool!" Seeing Fisher's joy, Artest pushed, cursed, and continued: "The boss said just now I'll give you a [-]% discount, and a [-]% discount for one hundred thousand dollars will be [-], it's agreed!"
"Okay, thank you brother... No, wait, no, why do I feel weird?"
"Are you still not happy? Say, what's weird?"
"I was originally able to get 200 assists, didn't I, how did I finish the discount... I have 160 left, so I can only get [-]?! This is not a [-]% discount, you are giving me a [-]% discount! "
"Fuck, can you still think about this kind of problem with your IQ?" Artest was stunned for a moment, his face showing a fierce look, he hugged Fisher and said, "Listen, mathematics is a very profound subject. knowledge, but I guess you may not be very good at learning, but I am different."
"Ahem... First of all, did the boss say he would give you a discount?"
"Yes, [-]% off!"
"Then did I fight or not?"
"I did, but you hit..."
"Don't you understand? Well, if you have time, you'd better do a brain transplant and find a brain as smart as mine. Think about it... Is the 80% discount calculated based on 10% of the original price, 80% of [-] %Although the calculation is a bit difficult, but I did the calculation for you, right?!"
"And I said that mathematics is a very profound knowledge. You must not be blinded by appearances and your IQ. You must see the essence through appearances. What you think is only what you think, and what you see is only what you see. , the brain sometimes deceives you, but science will always tell you that you are wrong, in fact...you have taken advantage of it brother, I rarely see the boss so generous, I guess you know it yourself."
"Yes...is that so?"
"Oh, if you tell me what's good about you, will I lie to you? Will the boss lie to you?"
"No, I was a little excited just now, but now I'm a little confused, you...you let me smooth it out!"
"Come on, the game is about to start, what are you thinking about!" Artest saw that the staff just came over to notify him to play, pulled Fisher up and rushed to the court.
Fisher didn't have time to think... In the end, what I think, is it just what I think?
As for Artest...I didn't think there was anything wrong with him, and he believed in his own calculations. He said to Fisher all the way, look, there is nothing wrong with him!
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The game starts.
The Lakers do not have Fisher in the starting lineup, because every year in the playoffs, Crotty has a higher chance of starting than Fisher and the others, and this is especially true in this game against the Trail Blazers, so Fisher can only play in the playoffs. He waited on the bench, but the more he thought about it, the more he didn't feel right, so he took the time to ask Phil Jackson next to him.
"Coach, I have a question for you!"
"What's the matter, tell me!" Phil Jackson glanced at the field.
The focus of the Blazers' three-pointer is to fight. If the hand feels good, it will collapse immediately. If the hand feels bad, it will collapse immediately. Personally chasing opponents, the situation of the Lakers has been improving all the way, and in this case, his attitude towards Fisher is not bad.
"It's like this. You said that if I buy something worth 10 yuan, the merchant will give me a [-]% discount. Is it [-] yuan?"
"One hundred thousand dollars? Have you bought anything expensive recently?" Phil Jackson was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned black and scolded: "Also, this horse is still playing games, you ask me this?" A mentally handicapped problem?"
"Just tell me, won't you?"
"Nonsense, isn't a [-]% discount for [-] yuan worth [-]!"
"I think so too, but I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't tell it. It's obviously wrong. Why can't I tell what's wrong?"
"What's wrong, [-]% off [-] is [-], damn it, crazy!" Phil Jackson didn't know what Fisher was going crazy, and cursed: "Get out and warm up, the Blazers' three-pointer is bad!" Alright, Crotty's mission is also completed, you go up and beat me!"
"But... I still can't figure it out!"
"Shut up, how did your brain grow, warm up for me!"
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In the second quarter, Fisher really played.
Artest reported to Li Shengli his first business order as a boy who lost his way, and Li Shengli did not expect that Artest would come up with an order of [-] yuan. He wished to hold Artest high, Hang on the basket, hold meetings and praise.
The Lakers played very well in the first quarter. Li Shengli and Kobe’s statistics didn’t add much. The reason for the 10-point lead was that the Blazers couldn’t make a hit. In the second quarter, Fisher, who charged [-] and tried to become stronger, came. , Li Shengli wanted to hang Fisher on the basket and hold a meeting.
Backboard? !
Li Shengli's control is amazing, Sabonis is not interested, and Artest also came, the two of them gathered around the ball and waited for Fisher to pick it up, and Fisher was so moved that he was about to cry... This worthless broken rebound , Big brothers actually charge me three hundred one?Are you still waiting for me?
Offensive rebound? !
Li Shengli and Artest really worked hard, and Grant was also helping.
Although Grant really can't beat Rasheed Wallace, but the position is still ok, and Rasheed Wallace, who has always yelled at Tianzun, became a dumb Tianzun when he played against the Lakers. The opponent is too cruel, even yelling at the referee is not enough. The young genius who counted fouls also knows that this is the playoffs, and he will definitely be scolded for sending free throws and the ball back.
As a result, all the frontcourt boards of the Lakers did not directly attack the second time, but were transferred to Fisher.
But the Blazers were too angry, especially Rasheed Wallace, calling his teammates to target Fisher crazily. Fisher's face was blue and he could only pass the ball back to Li Shengli inside or Kobe outside, watching The account balance dropped like crazy.
As soon as Li Shengli or Kobe scored... [-], if it's gone, they will earn an assist, but it's good or bad.
But if Li Shengli or Kobe can't score...the [-] offensive rebound money is designated to be gone, but the grandsons of the Blazers are still messing with themselves desperately, and they can only pass it to the dual-core if they dare not make a move.
Hit, hit, hit!
Fisher cried, feeling like he was in a black car. He once suspected that Li Shengli, Kobe and Artest did it on purpose. Kobe missed 4 shots, and Li Shengli and Artest just grabbed 4 frontcourts. The board was given to him, but the problem was that the bill cost a total of 1200 US dollars, and there was not even a single hair.
The point is that this situation is not an exception, it has happened many times.
After the whole game, the Lakers won the first game by 8 points, and Fisher didn't know what happened... Phil Jackson didn't know what to think if he wanted to stop the loss in time, and he didn't arrange him to rest; thinking about himself Take the shot, but the grandsons of the Blazers still don't let him go; life and death can only be on the court... active consumption.
Broken backboards one by one... The homeless can make money by picking up the rags, but they pick up the rebounds themselves and spend money.
Every offensive rebound... I don't even want it, and a group of profiteers are still trying to force it into my hands. If it is distributed and assists, it will cost [-] yuan, but the key is that his bill is only [-], [-]. The ones of one hundred and three hundred will fall down. If the money is spent, there will not be a single hair.
until the end of the game.
Although Fisher also scored 13 points, 13 rebounds, and 13 assists in an astonishing triple-double and triple-13 data, the problem is that the price was too high... It cost a total of [-], and this is what he wanted in the era of Daben's package. Things I didn't even dare to think about.
Is it an economic crisis?
Or are prices rising too fast?
Ben, my big Ben, I...I miss you!
(End of this chapter)