freeallnovels Chapter 3902: Are the Cards the Real Body?
Chapter 3902: Are the Cards the Real Body?
Chapter 3902 The Cards...Are They the Real Body?
【Kasyapa】world, 【Explanation City】.
The white-robed bald men were once again dismissed by the Buddha... leaving only three Arhat soldiers—which gave the white-robed bald men a sudden sense of unease.
Could it be that the Buddha's taste has changed recently, and he no longer likes these fair-skinned monks with their red lips and white teeth, but instead prefers those burly Arhat soldiers with their fierce faces?
"Stop thinking about it, quickly bring the person the Buddha wants to see!"
"Then why are you biting your handkerchief..."
"This is what Master Buddha gave me that night to wipe... to clean!"
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Inside the room, for safety's sake, Di Qinglong once again used the power of the [First Element] card—a card similar to a barrier, used to silence and prevent eavesdropping.
But Di Qinglong suddenly remembered a problem: when the bald men in white robes brought up the real Sha Toutuo... how should he explain this to Sun Lanbao?
Old Man Bai is easier to explain... but Sun Ming is much harder to explain.
This operation was not a success because it missed the bald, handsome guy... but the results were actually unexpected.
“Zhu Guo, I’m still a little worried that Master Xuanzang has been taken away by Guan Zizai!” Sun Lanbao suddenly said, “How about this, you stay here and stabilize the situation for now, and I will quietly go and inquire about Master Xuanzang.”
Di Qinglong said calmly, "Lan Bao, isn't this too dangerous... There's not much time left before the execution ground, and I think Xuanzang will appear around then."
“How could our leader really be sent to the execution ground!” Sun Lanbao suddenly sneered. “Our leader is Gautama’s only son. Who would dare to really kill him?! This is ridiculous!”
—Holy crap?!
Di Qinglong's gaze clearly wavered—as for Brother Tyrannosaurus, he was internally screaming "Holy crap!"
Fortunately, the two traitors were seasoned veterans and maintained a calm facade... Who knows how many complaints were running through their minds right now?
“...That’s true.” Di Qinglong nodded slowly and pondered, “How about this, later you ask the white-robed monks outside for a token or something, and say that the Buddha’s disciple said it, then you go and inquire...just in case.”
"That's a great idea! As expected of you, Zhu Guo!" Sun Lanbao laughed heartily. "How come I never thought of such a way to operate so openly under the nose of the Central Spiritual Mountain before!"
As she spoke, Sun Lanbao hooked her arm around the neck of the Arhat soldier who was actually the mentally challenged White Dragon, "White Dragon, let's go together!"
"Blue Baby, Blue Baby, are you going to take me to play?!"
"What the hell are you doing, you idiot!" Sun Lanbao smacked the mentally challenged Bai Long on the head. "Can't you just give me some peace and quiet? You're not allowed to speak later without my permission! Otherwise, I'm not taking you!"
The mentally challenged white dragon quickly covered his mouth.
……
"Old Di, are you just going to let that guy go like that?" [Tyrannosaurus] immediately deactivated his transformation, frowning as he said, "I have a feeling that this guy was doing something deliberate just now..."
“Whether it was intentional or not, we can’t worry about that for now.” Di Qinglong pondered, “After the monks bring Bai Wuxia and the others here, we’ll find a way to take them away… It’s good that Sun Lanbao and Bai Long leave now, so we don’t have to try to explain—in fact, we can’t explain it clearly anyway.”
"But what about Baldy?" [Tyrannosaurus] frowned even more deeply. "Don't misunderstand, I don't care about Baldy. I'm just worried that he'll take the treasure box back... After all, he and Old Man White were captured together!"
"Let's talk about it when we see the person..." Di Qinglong thought for a moment, then took out the crystal box that sealed the [Three Buddhas], "Tyrannosaurus, how are your interrogation skills?"
"Not so great." Tyrannosaurus Brother grinned maliciously, cracking his knuckles. "Usually, the guys I interrogate just lose all will to live."
"It's yours now." Di Qinglong tossed the crystal box over.
Having acquired the crystal box, [Tyrannosaurus] grinned and peered inside... gazing at the trembling blue candy within, he thought, "I hate bald men more than anything. One bald man is enough... You're unlucky to have fallen into my hands! It's time to settle the score for the time you blasted me with a cannon!"
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"...Here you go, this is the token! Remember to return it after you're done! It's very important!"
A bald man in a white robe reluctantly handed over the token, his eyes filled with intense hostility as he stared intently at the real man-shaped Arhat warrior that Sun Lanbao had transformed into.
After handing over the token, the bald man snorted coldly, stomped his foot, and turned to leave.
"What the hell...did I offend him?" Sun Lanbao couldn't help but roll his eyes, but since he had the token, he didn't care...on the contrary, he hoped that these guys in white robes would leave as quickly as possible.
"Blue Sapphire, Blue Sapphire, let me have a chance!"
Sun Lanbao, however, immediately grabbed the mentally challenged white dragon and quickly hid in a secluded spot. "Let's not talk about that now, you idiot dragon, deactivate your transformation first!"
"why?"
Nevertheless, the mentally challenged Bailong immediately deactivated the transformation of the Arhat Soldier Card without saying a word, reverting to his original fat hippopotamus-like appearance.
Sun Lanbao didn't say anything at this moment, but directly reached out and grabbed the neck of the mentally challenged Bailong. There was a secret mechanism on Bailong's neck that could instantly stop all of Bailong's functions.
“Lanbao…Lan…Bao…”
The white dragon had completely stopped. Sun Lanbao breathed a sigh of relief and focused his gaze on the white dragon's unfolded body structure. "Let me see... what exactly happened after I fainted... I feel that this Vermilion Fruit and the Ascetic are too strange."
Since waking up, Sun Lanbao hasn't had any time alone... She finally found this opportunity.
Furthermore, the previous probing was also... If it were Zhu Guo and the ascetic, they shouldn't have shown that kind of expression when they heard that the eldest brother was Gautama's son—even though they hid it very well.
Soon, under Sun Lanbao's control, two beams of light were projected from the eyes of the mentally challenged Bailong, converging into a screen... Some past records were also unearthed.
Sun Lanbao's pupils contracted instantly.
—In the video, we see Brother Tyrannosaurus grabbing a knife, about to stab Sun Lanbao…
"From this moment on, I am Zhu Guo, and you are Sha Toutuo..."
"I see!"
After the video recording finished playing, Sun Lanbao calmly restarted the mentally challenged white dragon, and then quickly left the palace of the Third Buddha with it.
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The people who had been locked up were quickly brought before the Buddha by the bald men in white robes. However, there was a small incident in between. The Buddha did not immediately summon Sha Tou Tuo, but first met with the important prisoner [Sun Lanbao], as well as that smiling old man with white hair and a white beard.
"Brothers Long!! This old man has finally seen you! I've suffered so much! Those guys are not human!! They didn't even give this old man food!"
Upon meeting, Bai Wuxia immediately beat her chest and stamped her feet, even prostrating herself on the ground and wailing, "This old man is suffering! Brother Long, do you know how hard it was for me to earn a few spirit stones from you... Where exactly is this place?!"
“…That’s too much, old man!” [Tyrannosaurus] couldn’t help but rub his forehead. “Shut up, or I’ll pull out your kidney meridian and tie it into a knot!”
Bai Wuxia gasped, covered her mouth, and looked aggrieved.
Seeing this, Di Qinglong had no choice but to soften his tone and say, "...Master Bai Wuxia, this matter is too complicated to explain in a short time. However, we are all in danger right now. If you want to escape first, I have a few questions for you to answer truthfully."
"Brother Qinglong, tell me!" [Bai Wuxia] quickly got up. "This old man will tell you everything he knows... I don't want to stay in this godforsaken place for another second!"
Tyrannosaurus and Di Qinglong exchanged a glance, and then Tyrannosaurus took the crystal box and walked to the side... but his ears were still listening to the conversation.
Di Qinglong asked directly, "Master Bai, do you remember what happened that night in the billiards room?"
Bai Wuxia thought for a moment and said, "I remember... I remember, that master handed the treasure box to me for a look, and I was secretly pleased that things were going so smoothly..."
Di Qinglong rubbed his forehead. "When you held the box, did you chant some incantation?"
"What curse?" Bai Wuxia was stunned for a moment, looking completely bewildered, then seemed to realize something, "Oh... there seems to be such a thing... I remember, [Pineapple Pineapple Big Boobs], is that the phrase?"
Di Qinglong took a deep breath. "Master Bai, where's the box? Is it still in your possession?!"
"What the hell?" [Bai Wuxia] said innocently, "When I woke up, I was locked in a cage, and all I saw outside were bald men in white clothes... I didn't see any boxes."
Di Qinglong frowned, and Tyrannosaurus Brother, who was torturing the "Three Buddhas," paused for a moment before intensifying his attacks.
"And what about Master Sanzang?" Di Qinglong asked calmly, "How did you meet him later?"
"That master seemed to have been captured by those guys in white too," Bai Wuxia recalled. "That night, I was so tired that I finally managed to fall asleep. I vaguely heard a familiar voice, and when I opened my eyes, I found the master locked up in the room next to mine..."
"Is the box in his hands?"
Bai Wuxia shook her head: "I don't think so. Master seems quite clean... Those people in white are no good. They even scrambled my secret stash of money hidden in the sole of my shoe!"
[Tyrannosaurus] couldn't help but furrow his brow and say, "You old virgin, what kind of secret stash of money are you hiding?!"
"That's my life-saving money! My coffin money!" Bai Wuxia cried out, "You young people, don't you know what it means to have multiple burrows for a rabbit, or not to put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Alright, stop arguing!" Di Qinglong sighed. "Let me sort this out..."
Bai Wuxia and Tyrannosaurus could only glare at each other.
Di Qinglong suddenly walked out of the room—but quickly returned.
He pondered for a moment and said to Bai Wuxia, "I just asked those monks, and they haven't seen any box..."
Bai Wuxia subconsciously said, "Then, Brother Qinglong, what about my savings for my funeral..."
"...I'll pay you back!" Di Qinglong said irritably, "I'll make it up to you double when we get back, okay?"
—What time is it? You still remember those few spirit stones?
"But Brother Qinglong, what if those bald guys in white clothes try to deceive you?" [Bai Wuxia] thought for a moment and said, "Those bastards definitely like to lie to their superiors!"
Di Qinglong shook his head, "I'm currently impersonating the [Three Buddhas], but unless they've already seen through my disguise, I absolutely wouldn't dare."
Bai Wuxia scratched her head and tentatively asked, "Um, you two brothers... did we come here because of that box? This old man has a feeling that this isn't the Azure Human Realm. This place is very strange! Could it be another realm of the Six Paths of the Azure Elder?"
"...Just take it that way." Di Qinglong didn't intend to explain too much. "In short, if you want to go back, you can only find the box, understand?"
Bai Wuxia nodded subconsciously.
Di Qinglong sighed, and as he pondered, his gaze inadvertently fell on Sun Ming, who had been brought over and immediately leaned against a pillar.
He had even slid to the ground, reeking of alcohol.
Di Qinglong pointed at Sun Ming, "He was only caught later... Has he always been like this?"
"Yes, it's always been like this!" [Bai Wuxia] nodded (seriously)!
Di Qinglong frowned and said, "They're all locked up, how can they still drink alcohol?"
Bai Wuxia said, "Yes! You wouldn't believe it, but ever since the Master arrived, the white-robed people have treated us completely differently. They've been serving us the best wine and food, and they keep calling us Master... Master Xuanzang!"
Di Qinglong opened his mouth... Good heavens, could it be that everyone in the Central Spiritual Mountain actually knew the identity of Xuanzang from the Traveling Troupe?
He suddenly had the feeling that the whole world knew, but he and the Tyrannosaurus Rex were the only ones kept in the dark.
Snapped--!
Tyrannosaurus Rex's fist suddenly slammed into the back of Bai Wuxia's head, and he roared, "So, we went through all that trouble to save people, and you guys are just enjoying yourselves here?!"
"...It's all thanks to Master for carrying me." [Bai Wuxia] hid behind Di Qinglong with a frightened look on her face. "Brother Qinglong, I'm a victim too!"
"Alright, stop fooling around!" Di Qinglong's voice deepened slightly. "There's a huge group of people from [Central Spirit Mountain] outside, and a bunch of [Black Bodhisattvas] waiting in formation!"
Upon hearing "Black Bodhisattva," Tyrannosaurus Brother immediately started cursing—though only in a low voice.
Di Qinglong pondered and said, "Judging from the current situation, the treasure box was either lost during the time travel or it was hidden by Master... It's more likely that it was hidden."
"That bald guy's a jerk, he's probably hiding again." [Tyrannosaurus] sneered. "Old Di, now that we've rescued him, let's figure out how to get out of this hellhole first... We'll deal with that bald guy later!"
Di Qinglong thought for a moment and asked, "Did the [Three-Life Buddha's Son] say anything?"
[Tyrannosaurus] shrugged and said, "I told you, this guy is surprisingly spineless. I hadn't even gotten serious yet, and he already confessed everything!"
"Huh?" Di Qinglong was genuinely surprised this time. "What do you mean?"
Tyrannosaurus Rex said with a strange expression, "Do you know why this 'Three Buddhas' suddenly wanted to transform into the likeness of 'Xuanzang' after hearing about the Superposition Transformation Technique?"
"Why?" Di Qinglong asked instinctively.
[Tyrannosaurus] rolled his eyes and said, "He thinks that as long as he transforms himself into [Xuanzang]'s appearance, he will be able to gain more of [Gautama]'s love..."
"What the hell??" Di Qinglong was completely baffled by this truth.
"These scumbags, they're not Buddhist monks at all!" Tyrannosaurus Brother roared. "They're clearly a bunch of demons and monsters in monk's robes, lustful madmen!"
Di Qinglong thought for a moment and said, "No, the power of Buddha does exist in the [Kasyapa] world... However, it only exists in the form of the [First Element] card and is believed to be used... Just like the people in the [Traveler's Group]."
[Tyrannosaurus] paused for a moment, then subconsciously said, "According to you... does this [Xuanzang] also appear as a card transformation... and the true form is actually different? So, the card is actually the true form?!"
"Um……"