freeallnovels Chapter 3905 You are the source of chaos
Chapter 3905 You are the source of chaos
Chapter 3905 You are... the source of chaos
Inside the execution ground, the [Three Buddhas] seemed to have entered a state of complete meditation. Despite the clamor of the crowd around him, he remained unmoved, exuding an air of detachment from the mortal world.
Only Old Di knew the truth: he was more anxious than anyone else at this moment... As for his ability to cultivate composure, it was naturally something he had learned from being surrounded by countless beautiful women.
After all, you're dealing with different kinds of rich women; you really can't handle it without some self-control!
- 100%!
—System...Analysis complete.
—The system is about to restart. After the restart, all functions will work normally. A new [Kasyapa] World Mall has been added.
— Restart countdown, 180…179…178…
at last……
Di Qinglong slowly opened his eyes. Although he still hadn't figured out how this mysterious system had parasitized him, there was no doubt that it was a cheating artifact.
This was also one of the backup plans he mentioned to [Tyrannosaurus]!
Of course, Di Qinglong wasn't sure if this mysterious system could complete the analysis and loading in time, after all, he had been in the [Kasyapa] world for a year earlier, but he always got stuck at the last step.
Although I don't know why the loading suddenly sped up... could it be because of the appearance of [Tyrannosaurus] and Master and the others?
——165……
The restart time of three minutes is actually very short... At this moment, Di Qinglong looked at the Venerable Guanzizai beside him without showing any emotion, thought for a moment and said, "I am only temporarily wearing a skin now, so I will leave the extradition to you."
[Guanyin] glanced at this [Three Buddhas of the Three Worlds] with surprise, but said nothing—in fact, even if the Three Buddhas hadn't mentioned this matter, she would have taken the initiative to preside over it.
This guy has serious personality flaws, and he occasionally goes crazy—if it weren't for the fact that he's a perfect fit for the [Three Buddhas' Son] card…
"Well, it's about time they appeared, isn't it?" [Guanyin] looked at the dark clouds that obscured the stars. "The naughty fellow who stole the [Card of God]."
The lotus seat where the Venerable Avalokiteshvara was located was now radiating brilliant light, which could bring peace to people's minds, as if they were bathed in a spring breeze... Spreading from the center of the Dharma field, the residents of the City of Interpretation gradually became mesmerized, as if they had truly seen the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.
The entire city of [Shiyi] was now enveloped in an eerie yet peaceful tranquility.
……
"Damn, is this really the power of Buddhism?" Tyrannosaurus Brother subconsciously narrowed his eyes... He hadn't fully retrieved his memories from his previous life, but he wasn't really missing them either—at least, he still had some knowledge of Void Spirit Mountain, and naturally, he was also very clear about the nature of the power of those bald guys in Void Spirit Mountain.
In Tyrannosaurus's opinion, the people of Shiyi City are like they're on a high right now... Faith really is the greatest addiction in the void!
Snapped--!
Suddenly, Tyrannosaurus Brother slapped his eye and frowned slightly: Damn it, how did this thing run to the Kasyapa world on its own, and then follow me here?
Looking at the restart screen that appeared on his retina, Tyrannosaurus Brother felt particularly annoyed—this piece of junk keeps popping up so-called tasks like "Do a good deed every day"!
As the top dog of the Kowloon Billiards Club and a former double-flower red stick of the Shinto Association, is he some kind of Boy Scout who can do good deeds every day?
The bald guy's daily demands for him to help three lost sheep with their homework are already annoying enough... It must be exhausting to physically give alms to three girls every day!
After arriving in the world of [Kasyapa], the broken system finally quieted down... but it hasn't been quiet for more than a few days!
However, to resolve the current situation, perhaps we really need to use the power of this broken system?
The reason why Brother [Tyrannosaurus] frowned was actually because: Damn it, his merit points are negative! What the hell is he supposed to do?!
……
Then, the Venerable Avalokiteshvara departed from the lotus, walking barefoot, with each step creating a lotus flower... The silver lotus possessed a radiant brilliance far exceeding that of ordinary lotuses.
Until she walked up to the bald, handsome guy and his group.
"What are you doing!" Sha Toutuo could no longer contain himself and tried to struggle, but he was quickly held down by the Arhat soldiers guarding him from behind, making it difficult for him to move. "If you have a problem, come at me!"
Guanzizai glanced at Sha Toutuo indifferently, then suddenly chuckled, "These young friends that Xuanzang found are quite loyal."
"Pah!" Sha Toutuo spat directly in front of him.
"How dare you!" A nun behind the Venerable Avalokiteshvara attacked directly, a golden whip flashing from her sleeve, striking Sha Toutuo and tearing his skin apart!
The Venerable Guanyin, however, approached the bald, handsome man with a blank expression, extended his palm, and gently stroked the man's cheek.
"Sister Guanyin, I promised others that I wouldn't let anyone touch my face." The bald, handsome man sighed. "It's just that you... you can do it as a token gesture. I'm afraid Zhu Zhu will misunderstand."
"Who is Zhu Zhu?" Guan Zizai asked curiously. "Could it be the Zhu Fruit?"
"This humble monk has forgotten," the bald, handsome young man shook his head slightly. "How can one have it all?"
[Guanzizai] gazed at the bald, handsome man's incomparably beautiful face... Compared to it, the Third Life's technologically modeled face suddenly seemed bland and uninteresting. "Tell me, wouldn't it be wonderful if Xuanzang could be as charming as you?"
The bald, handsome young man said, "Sister Guanyin, you must control yourself. This humble monk has already sworn allegiance to Buddhism, and I really cannot break my vows."
【Guanzizai】 chuckled softly, releasing his hand from the bald, handsome man. “Although I don’t know where the Three Worlds found you, and I almost thought you were the real Xuanzang… it doesn’t matter, chatting with you is quite interesting.”
The bald, handsome young man casually said, "It's very simple for Sister Guanyin to find someone to chat with. This humble monk can keep you company whenever he has time, and he would also be happy to discuss Buddhist teachings with you!"
"Since you are so enthusiastic, then I will allow you to enter my fold..." Venerable Guanyin nodded with a smile. After speaking, Venerable Guanyin directly reached out and placed his hand on the bald handsome man's bald head. At the same time, his expression was emotionless, without sorrow or joy, and he said: "Open your mind and follow my steps... Tell me, what do you see?"
Strands of silver light, yet filled with a sacred radiance, instantly illuminated the surroundings.
"I saw it..." The bald, handsome man's gaze gradually became blurry.
“Very good, what did you see?” The voice of the Venerable Avalokiteshvara became increasingly ethereal.
“I saw it…” The bald, handsome guy suddenly took a deep breath, then abruptly untied the shackles around his neck, and then rubbed his eyes.
The Venerable Avalokiteshvara was so engrossed in watching this scene that he was lost in thought for a few seconds!
But after rubbing his eyes, the bald, handsome young man stubbornly put the shackles back on, then said seriously, "I'm sorry, Sister Guanyin, it was too bright just now, it almost blinded this humble monk... I really couldn't help it! Sister Guanyin, how about... we do it again? This humble monk will definitely be prepared this time!"
……
—Holy crap!! It's confirmed, this is definitely Baldy! Only he could pull off something like this!
Not only was Guanyin Bodhisattva stunned in the execution ground, but Tyrannosaurus Rex was also dumbfounded—Baldy, where's your iron fist? Smash it! Don't go easy on Guanyin Bodhisattva just because she's wearing such a tight outfit!!
……
"You're completely unaffected..."
The Venerable One instantly withdrew her hand—the gesture of touching the head was merely a show for the ignorant masses; as long as her radiance was revealed, the effect was already sufficient.
She subconsciously glanced at the "Three Buddhas" not far away and couldn't help but start to rethink how the Three Buddhas had found such an oddball who was almost exactly like Xuanzang.
Although she says she likes handsome bald men, she actually harbors an almost obsessive sense of disgust towards them.
Beneath that sacred and noble exterior lies a heart that is constantly yearning to destroy the bald, handsome man... its blood boiling.
“I suddenly have a feeling that if I don’t destroy you…” [Guanzizai] said in a voice that only she and the bald handsome man could hear, “then the foundation of the rule of [Central Lingshan] will be shaken, and the danger you bring is even greater than the theft of the [Card of God].
The bald, handsome man suddenly seemed lost in thought, muttering to himself, "They... they told me the same thing back then... but I only wanted to obtain the true scriptures... what wrong have I done? I don't understand, I don't understand... I really don't understand..."
"If you can't figure it out, don't think about it."
The Venerable Guanyin's expression turned slightly cold. With a wave of his hand, a silver treasure bottle suddenly appeared—the bottle tilted, and a silver liquid, as if it were mercury, poured out of the bottle and splashed onto the bald, handsome man!
"It has appeared! Venerable One, the precious vase that can wash away all the sins of the world!"
"The leader of the [Traveler's Guild], what merit do you possess to receive such treatment from the Venerable One! I also long for the Venerable One's water!"
Exclamations of surprise rang out one after another.
The bald, handsome guy, drenched in silver liquid... seemed to snap out of his daze as the cold liquid jolted him awake. His confusion vanished, and he asked curiously, "Sister Guanyin, do you enjoy playing the wet and wild game now? It's not that it's impossible, it's just that this humble monk isn't used to being watched by so many people..."
"Pure water has no effect on you?" The Venerable Guanyin's gaze suddenly turned serious: "Just what are you?!"
"The young monk is..."
Boom!
A tremendous roar suddenly erupted in the distant sky... A massive fire dragon blasted through the dark clouds above [Shiyi City]!
The firelight illuminated the heavens and the earth!
On the head of the enormous fire dragon stood a figure clad in purple-gold armor, wielding a golden staff—Sun Lanbao, the damage dealer of the [Traveler's Creed]!
"Ah! Sun Lanbao! He really did show up!"
"Did he come alone?"
The scene instantly descended into complete chaos upon the appearance of Sun Lanbao riding the Flame Dragon.
"I'll deal with you later." [Guanyin] gave the bald, handsome guy a cold look... The [Card of God] is equally important; it's something Lord [Gautama] must retrieve!
Even if she had a feeling that this bald, handsome guy was more dangerous... he hadn't really amounted to anything yet, had he?
"Blue gem! It really is blue gem!" Sha Toutuo shouted excitedly, "Brother Xuanzang, we're saved! Haha!"
The bald, handsome young man's gaze became misty once again as he looked at the arrogant and unruly figure atop the Flame Dragon's head.
"So alike...so alike...it's true that handsome guys who look like Sun Wukong are all good-looking!"
……
"This guy escaped before, but I didn't expect him to suddenly show up at this time..." [Tyrannosaurus] quickly leaned close to Di Qinglong's ear, "Old Di, guess what this little brat is up to?"
Di Qinglong pondered, "Sun Lanbao hasn't returned yet, he may have already discovered that our identities are fake... His appearance now is probably just to save people. After all, Sha Toutuo is at least real."
"Brothers Long, should we run away? It's too dangerous!" Bai Wuxia suddenly said, her voice trembling with tears.
But no one paid any attention to the old white man.
"Is he Sun Lanbao?" Sun Ming frowned... He felt as if he were looking in a mirror—the other person's posture was indeed extremely similar to his appearance when he was in demon form.
[Tyrannosaurus] suddenly looked at Sun Ming and asked abruptly, "Boss Sun, are you feeling anything right now?"
"What kind of feeling do you want?" Sun Ming asked casually.
Tyrannosaurus Rex merely frowned slightly and said nothing more.
……
The Venerable One Avalokiteshvara still walks on lotus flowers, ascending into the air, with the main feature being a full-on special effect.
On the head of the Fiery Dragon, Sun Lanbao pointed his golden cudgel at the arriving Venerable Guanyin, "Old hag, why aren't you staying in your Central Spiritual Mountain? What are you doing wandering around like that good-for-nothing from the Third Incarnation? Release them now, or don't blame me for giving you a good whack!"
“Sun Lanbao, your ability to throw a tantrum is getting better and better.” The Venerable Guanyin was unimpressed. “However, no matter how great your abilities are today, you will never be able to escape this City of Interpretation.”
Bah——!
Sun Lanbao immediately bared his teeth, "Then I, Old Sun, will smash this lousy place first... Golden Cudgel!"
The long metal rod was raised straight up to the sky—in Sun Lanbao's hand, it expanded wildly and transformed into a giant pillar reaching the heavens in the blink of an eye!
Sun Lanbao, holding the giant pillar in his hands, smashed it down towards [Shiyi City] without saying a word!
This scene, which resembled the sudden collapse of a giant pillar supporting the heavens and the earth, instantly terrified the people of [Shiyi City].
"Run...run away!!"
"Sun Lanbao has gone mad!!"
"Sun Lanbao! I'll fuck your ass! ...I just bought a property in [Shiyi City], and I still have a 30-year mortgage left!!"
"Ah Zhen! Ah Zhen! Where are you? It's me, Ah Qiang. I have something I absolutely have to tell you today... I'm afraid I won't have the chance again after today..."
...The scene became extremely chaotic again!
……
Facing the impending golden cudgel, the Venerable Avalokiteshvara's expression immediately turned ugly. "You impudent monkey, how dare you!"
"Hahaha! You old hag, didn't you say I, Old Sun, like to throw tantrums?" Sun Lanbao laughed maniacally, "Today I'll show you what a real tantrum looks like! If you don't release them, I'll make all the animals in this entire [Shiyi City] pay with their lives!"
"Let's see what you're capable of."
The Venerable Guanyin's expression turned cold, and he instantly clasped his hands together, his body radiating a brilliant silver light.
Immediately, the eight arms behind the Venerable Avalokiteshvara also gathered together... and countless arms appeared out of thin air beneath the golden staff, like blooming flowers, directly lifting up the falling golden staff!
"As expected of that old hag, she's got some skills!" Sun Lanbao narrowed her eyes instantly. "White Dragon, spit her out!"
"Okay, Sapphire!"
Then they heard the fiery dragon suddenly open its mouth and spew out a terrifying dragon flame—this was none other than the mentally challenged white dragon!
……
"Holy crap? This fire dragon is actually that idiot hippopotamus?" Tyrannosaurus was dumbfounded. The card power in this Kasyapa world is too capricious, isn't it?
"Don't be surprised!" Di Qinglong suddenly shouted in a low voice, "Good opportunity, move to save them!"
Having said that, Di Qinglong suddenly stood up from the lotus seat and conjured an unfamiliar card. "Transform... [The Three-Worlds King]!"
Amidst the radiant light, a unique layer of armor instantly covered Di Qinglong's body.
"...Transform, [Warrior]!" [Tyrannosaurus] shouted, forcing himself to do so. He had no choice; he didn't want to be corrupted by the [Second Element]. "...Wait, Old Di, that's not fair!! Damn it, why is your own card transformation so cool?!"
"You said it was prepared for myself?" Di Qinglong no longer wanted to talk to the other party, and gave him a look that seemed to show concern for an idiot. Then he transformed into a streak of light and rushed into the execution ground, arriving at the side of the bald, handsome man. "Master... Master, I've come to save you."
"Wuneng, seeing you come puts my heart at ease!" The bald, handsome young man removed his shackles again and said earnestly, "I believe you will come to save me! Just like before!"
"..."
—TM… Baldy, you could clearly have walked away yourself, right?!